From the first day of second grade, Chad Butts and I have been bitter rivals. We competed over anything and every little thing. We competed to see who could make the best grades in school. Chad was smart, but I was always better. He never would admit it. We also ran against each other for class president in high school. I beat him easily. We even competed over the a girl named Jennifer in college. After college, we both opened our own adult novelty stores. We sell sex toys and other adult paraphernalia. Our bitter rivalry has continued to this very day.
Jennifer was a very beautiful woman from Hawaii. She loved to wear a flower in her hair. She would also smell like pineapples. She was so fine. Chad and I were crazy about her. We would always try to outdo each other for her affection. We lost touch with her after college, but fate reunited us with her.
She was now a beautiful businesswoman. Her father was a wealthy man looking for investments. I knew that Jennifer could take my company to the next level. We would make the perfect team.
In the following weeks, Chad wasted no time trying to woo Jennifer with bribes. He sent a bouquet a roses to her office. He tried to purchase expensive gifts for her. I knew I had to be ready. While Chad was wasting his time and money, I focused on creating a perfect sales pitch for Jennifer and her father. I invited her to a private dinner with me. I explained to her why she should invest my company. I assured her that her investment will make my company the premier choice for sex toys.
Jennifer liked my business plan and chose to invest in my company. We also fell in love and got married. We are not only business partners, but life partners as well.